In the Bible, Genesis 2:7 tells us:
Then the Lord God formed man from the dust of the ground…
That’s right — according to scripture, the original man wasn’t sculpted from gold or silver. Not even marble. Just dust.
And yet, for centuries, women have been told we were the afterthought — the “helpmeet” made from man. Convenient story, right? It puts men at the center, women in the supporting role, and calls it divine order.
Feminism has another take: stay dusty.
Not in the literal “skip your shower” way — in the “don’t pedestalize patriarchal origin stories” way. If man was made from dust, maybe it’s time we stop acting like he was born with a crown.
Why We Made This Shirt
The God Made the First Dusty (Remix) tee is a playful jab at the biblical creation myth — and a reminder that the old stories were written by men to keep women in their place. We’re here to remix those verses and give the mic back to women.
Wear Your Resistance
This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a conversation starter. Wear it to spark laughs, side-eyes, and real talk about who gets to write “history” and why.
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